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    I need a way to capture my thoughts while in the shower. I always think of these amazing jokes, but forget by the time I get out. I could be a comedian if I remembered everything...

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    Quote Originally Posted by sartex View Post
    Lol. Are you guys really talking about blue waffles? 'Post random thoughts...'

    Nice thoughts aye? Im just wandering now what everyone thinks about now a days. uhhh. I don't know if I really want to find out.
    Should I prefer talking about Camel toes? xD
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    I sometimes think about what would happen if a zombie came up to me, i always think i would punch it in the face
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    Quote Originally Posted by MAGnumnum View Post
    I think syphilis actually tastes good, I mean who doesn't like milkshakes?
    HA! That is HILARIOUS!

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    stds are funny.. so long as your not the one with them, I want bacon
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    a bacon milkshake or a bacon STD?
    I got a dig bick. You this read wrong. You read that wrong too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MAGnumnum View Post
    a bacon milkshake or a bacon STD?
    How bout a cum and saliva milkshake, then getting an STD the traditional way afterwards. before eating a bacon sandwich?

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    Quote Originally Posted by seb View Post
    How bout a cum and saliva milkshake, then getting an STD the traditional way afterwards. before eating a bacon sandwich?
    This thread is so weird, people think about the weirdest random thoughts. I wish Snookie was a zombie.
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    Crocodiles are overpowered

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dudeacus97 View Post
    Crocodiles are overpowered
    .................... Taste like chicken, and make great footwear

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