The Laugh Box. Enjoy a good laugh here.

[rrobb911]

Apparently these are answers from an 11 year olds exam paper.


* "Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is
pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water."

* "Artificial insemination is when the farmer does it to the
cow instead of the bull."

* "When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire."

* "H20 is hot water, and CO2 is cold water."

* "Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes, and caterpillars."

* "Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on
them and makes them perspire."

* "Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they
look like umbrellas."

* "The body consists of three parts - the brainium, the borax and
the abominable cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the
borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abominable cavity
contains the bowels, of which there are five - a, e, i, o and u."

* "Rhubarb: a kind of celery gone bloodshot."

* "Vacuum: A large, empty space where the pope lives."

* "For drowning: climb on top of the person and move up and
down to make Artificial Perspiration."

* "For Fainting: Rub the person's chest or, if a lady, rub her arm
above the hand instead. Or put the head between the knees of the
nearest medical doctor."

* "The alimentary canal is located in the northern part of Indiana."

* "The tides are a fight between the Earth and Moon. All water
tends towards the moon, because there is no water in the moon,
and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in
this fight."

* "Equator: A managerie lion running around the Earth through Africa."

* "Germinate: To become a naturalized German."

* "To prevent contraception: wear a condominium."

* "To keep milk from turning sour: keep it in the cow."

[rrobb911]

God_wears_Gucci has never bought Christmas seals. He says he wouldn't know what to feed them.

Gucci's neck reminds me of a typewriter. Underwood.

Gucci is a real carefree guy. He doesn't care, as long as it's free.

Gucci called it quits when his fourth child was born, because he read that every fifth child born is Chinese.

Gucci is so ugly that when he tried to join an ugly contest they said "sorry, no professionals."

[GOD_wears_GUCCI]

God_wears_Gucci has never bought Christmas seals. He says he wouldn't know what to feed them.

Gucci's neck reminds me of a typewriter. Underwood.

Gucci is a real carefree guy. He doesn't care, as long as it's free.

Gucci called it quits when his fourth child was born, because he read that every fifth child born is Chinese.

Gucci is so ugly that when he tried to join an ugly contest they said "sorry, no professionals."

Indubitably...

[sartex]

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris

Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.

Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.

Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language

Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter

Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

Once the cop pulled over Chuck Norris....the cop was lucky to leave with a warning.

Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards

Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it

When the president pushes the big red button Chuck Norris's cell phone rings

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can draw a circle with a ruler.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.

When Chuck Norris is done with his workout, his gym equipment needs ice packs and Ben Gay.

Chuck Norris bends the fabric of space-time when he is sleeping.

Chuck Norris got kicked out of the gym for making the equipment work out.

The reason there isn't any life on Mars is because Chuck Norris has already been there.

Chuck Norris can eat chicken noodle soup with a knife.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle

If Chuck Norris were to ever run out of ammo, his weapon would continue to fire out of fear of disappointing Chuck Norris.

Did you know Chuck Norris had a role in Star Wars......he was the force.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

Rosa Parks wouldn't get out of her seat because she was saving it for Chuck Norris

Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas

Chuck Norris once donated blood to one man, he's now known as Superman

If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.

Chuck Norris does not have heart attacks. His heart is not foolish enough to attack him.

Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter, he's already following you.

Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret

Some kids pee their name in snow. Chuck Norris pees his name in concrete.

Leading hand sanitisers claim they can kill 99.9% of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of whatever the hell he wants.

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon. Chuck Norris was the first man to walk on the sun.

Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless telephone

[rrobb911]

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Come check it out!

[sartex]

No advertising other forums bro...

Jokez: Whats Red and Black and isn't active? This forum...


Where are all my friends????

[Razorhawkzor]

Some in the forum that rrobb was advertising. Thought he was supposed to be banned for it.

What's longer than it is wide, yet usually under 10 inches, belongs to a man that woman love to hold?




Their boyfriend's credit card.

[Cartel Machete]

[rrobb911]

Some in the forum that rrobb was advertising. Thought he was supposed to be banned for it.

What's longer than it is wide, yet usually under 10 inches, belongs to a man that woman love to hold?




Their boyfriend's credit card.

I'm back

[rrobb911]

Razor is a real carefree guy. He doesn't care, as long as it's free.