God_wears_Gucci has never bought Christmas seals. He says he wouldn't know what to feed them.
Gucci's neck reminds me of a typewriter. Underwood.
Gucci is a real carefree guy. He doesn't care, as long as it's free.
Gucci called it quits when his fourth child was born, because he read that every fifth child born is Chinese.
Gucci is so ugly that when he tried to join an ugly contest they said "sorry, no professionals."