So, as a tribute to his new wife, WENDY, a man gets her name tattooed on his penis. When not aroused, all that shows is a W and a Y. The couple go to Jamaica for their honeymoon and decide to visit a nude beach. The husband goes up to a beach bar for drinks and notices that the Jamaican bartender also has a W and Y on his penis. He asks the bartender if he had done the same thing, and was his wife's name Wendy, too? Bartender says, " No, mon...it says, WELCOME TO JAMAICA MON HAVE A NICE DAY".