DI: What U do isn't What U Would Do

[Kage Kazumi]

So I was curious about what you do in the game that you would not do if it was really you on Dead Island. For me I don't think I would:

1) Drink an energy drink or eat an energy bar sitting in blood or near a dead body.
2) Go get your fvck!ng Teddy Bear!!

What I would do, but can't in the game:

1) Get your Teddy Bear, but expect something more...(ladies might think I'm a perv..but common a freak-in Teddy Bear? How bad do you want it!?)
2) Take Charge and group the Lighthouse and Lifeguard survivors together. "That's right I'm moving you! So you come or I don't help you do sh!t!"
3) Gather random stranglers and move to a safer location.
5) Clear out two Bunkers; reenforce and move people to them...or clear out the Prison and move survivors there.
6) If you tell me to hurry up then you can go get your own damn gas or do what ever you asked me to do.
7) Ask me everytime you see me if I have what you need and I will say, "Mother fvck3r if I had it I would give it to you!!"

What would you not do or would do?

~Kage

[bewareofglova]

what I would do but can't in game. considering an island has a finite population and the guys on dead island are unstoppable killing machines I would just kill all of the zombies and be done with it.

[Kage Kazumi]

what I would do but can't in game. considering an island has a finite population and the guys on dead island are unstoppable killing machines I would just kill all of the zombies and be done with it.

That's a good one. One location at a time and soon it would be zombie free.

~Kage

[RiverGhost]

1) Drink an energy drink or eat an energy bar sitting in blood or near a dead body.

...Or drink an energy drink sitting in toxic waste in a sewer.

[Cartel Machete]

Thinking an answer for this has made me realize something: I wanna play as a Raskol on Riptide.

[abig84]

if i saw some 700lb guy in a straight jacket ramming the heck out of things i wouldnt think hey lets wrap some deodorant up with duct tape and throw it at him. i think i would find another way around

[Noble]

I probably wouldn't drive cars off cliffs. And if I would see a ram I would never ever ever EVER try to fight it.

[Kage Kazumi]

...Or drink an energy drink sitting in toxic waste in a sewer.

I forgot about those ones.

if i saw some 700lb guy in a straight jacket ramming the heck out of things i wouldnt think hey lets wrap some deodorant up with duct tape and throw it at him. i think i would find another way around

In truth there are many ways to avoid a zombie if it was real, but due to game programing you can't do what a real person would do. Though I would still fight one as long as it was alone or I wasn't. Remember in Dead Island all 4 of your travel together, but only one fights. In truth all of you would travel together and fight together.

I probably wouldn't drive cars off cliffs. And if I would see a ram I would never ever ever EVER try to fight it.

I did that not to long ago. I died and my truck was on fire and un-start-able after that.

~Kage